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No Peeing Continued (in haiku verse)
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If I can laugh so can you, what the hell we all get old, if we are lucky that is...Ed

No Peeing Continued…(in haiku verse)


 


Please god got to go


Bladder willing, plumbing not


No drugs have I got


 


Problem of old age


Fifty not old enough yet


Water filled I be


 


Can’t release water


No stream nor flow not happy


Am I about this


 


Doc says its normal


Is it normal to be clogged?


Maturity sucks


 


Ditropan the drug


It works and keeps me normal


What does normal be?


 


Cannot afford drug


Must live with natural pill


It’s Saw Palmetto


 


Works okay not great


Wish it were the real product


Forced to deal with it


 


Would rather be bald


Or unable to get up


Senile better


 


If I was senile


I could pee in my diaper


Know no difference


© ed ~ 9/8/04


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 Reviews of "No Peeing Continued (in haiku verse)"
Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on September 8, 2004
Maturity sucks

That's all you need to say; gotta go pee; see ya later!

Reviewed by Lori Moore
Reviewed on September 8, 2004
This is the best Ku form I've ever read about a bodily function. Lol. OK, I think it's the only Ku I've ever read about a bodily function. That's one of the things I really like about your work... ITS ORIGINALITY. Nicely done.

Reviewed on September 8, 2004
(((ed)))

if i could peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
what a relief that would beeeeeee
*i hate getting old*

bless your heart. now i gotta go :)

(((HUGS))) and love, karla.

hope you get relief soon


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