Advice to those with the Munchies

If you do get high,

Eventually within a short time you will sigh,

Stating how hungry you get, I do not lie,

So I bring you the best way to make popcorn,

I hope it brings a smile to your eye…

Negotiating that first standup: just do it,

If you fall back down take another hit,

And don’t be trying again that shit…!

Once on your feet,

Sway on over to the fridge for a treat,

Lets see salt or sweet, either way I get both ain’t that neat?

Oh for the rush going right to your head,

Standing up can bring a desire for bed,

But must eat right now, the munchies have me done led,

To the refrigerator door, got to my stomach be fed…

When micro waving, be sure to remove what is in the micro wave first,

Do not try to put your popcorn in and burn up what you store,

Especially if you use the micro wave to store your stash,

If you do that, you will be throwing it away eventually in the trash…

Be sure to have your toppings ready and waiting,

Melted cheese, hot butter, salt, garlic pepper, my mouth salivating,

Don’t sit down while waiting; you will never again get up,

Don’t think that you can get someone else to make it for you,

As no one knows how you do like it, no not even my pup…

Make sure you also have something to drink,

Milk, or soda or iced tea or water,

Whatever it is make sure it is cold and don’t even share it with your daughter…

Just an explanation herein for how to prepare your munchies,

In the eventuality that you may get high and need to know this,

Oh yes and be sure to, while up go take a piss,

For once you are back sitting, with food in hand,

Little you will want to get up and for long stand…

Excuse me I am only trying to help,

Don’t be throwing a tantrum, or take a fit and hiss…               

© ed ~ 9/12/04