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Backache
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Not very humorous to be in pain, but what else can I do but laugh...haha! ;)

Backache…


 


My lower left side of my back does ache,


Hard to stand up, walk or anything straight,


Seems a sneeze did make me feel so bad,


From now on I let them fly, rather than feel so sad…


 


I picked up a lightweight rug,


Yes with my back not my legs,


It was hard to do so and I had to tug,


Dragging it out of the house was rough,


I had to take it alone, a total lug…


 


Since, my back has ached,


My leg is in spasm,


Damn herniated discs, like to throw them in a chasm,


I did try heat last night, prior to bed,


I felt like a holiday turkey, totally baked,


Wish was here to rub my back, was my mate…  


 


So now I have the phone problem and my back,


Problems to day I certainly do not seem to lack,


But even as such you can see I am almost sharp as a tack,


Another day at home it will be, as with regards my job I will slack…


                © ed ~ 9/13/04


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Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)
Reviewed on September 13, 2004
Cheer up, Eddie M... you could be in downtown Baghdad, trying to find a McDonald's... Don't get me started on the back thingy... my back hates it when I vacuum! There, there... got any ibuprofen? Ahhhhh ... the wonder drug! Rest, dear. katy xox.

Reviewed on September 13, 2004
(((ed)))

*ow* this one made my herniated discs scream in sympathy. i know how you feel. poor baby. if you can, take as hot a shower as you can stand, and then lie down. put a pillow under your legs and if you must use a pillow under your head, make sure it's flat. this is what helps me.

take care, hope you feel better sooooooooooooon

(((gentle hugs))) and much love, karla. :(

Reviewed by ~Indigo~ Elga
Reviewed on September 13, 2004
Dear Ed,

Sending you warm light of healing and hope you feel better soon, not nice being in pain. Take care.

warm hugs
Elga

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on September 13, 2004
Auch!!

Kiss on the sore spot okay!!

My neck feels like it's not my own...typing all day long trying to get ahead again after 5 days without my Baby...PC that is!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Susan Barton (Reader)
Reviewed on September 13, 2004
I'm sending you a psychic backrub!

Hope it helps :)

sueb


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