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Three in the Morning
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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What do ya want from me, it was written at 3am...?

Three in the Morning…


 


Write do I my best at three in the morning,


Just to give you a long-term warning,


Three in the morning is when I do my best mourning,


I have tableware made by a company called Corning,


 


(Hey, it rhymed, what do you want at 3 AM?)


 


Well it was three when I did awake,


To take care of my business, a pill I also did take,


Why does the body decide?


To make one have to get up and go,


When all day I am moving around,


Anytime during the day would be better for the brown…


 


(Hey, don’t give me any grief, it rhymed again, although it may stink!)


 


So this little ditty will be posted, way late, as it is now five,


Want to get back to bed before the sun does arrive,


So if I do plan to be awake at all today, I need a few more hours sleep,


That will for sure make me feel better and keep me, while driving, alive…


 


(Okay, its over, now you can write your comments on my cheap shots!)


                © ed ~ 9/14/04


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 Reviews of "Three in the Morning"
Reviewed on September 14, 2004
(((ed)))

i was up at four :( damn pinched nerve getting on my LAST nerve LOL

i do my best work on the fly--whenever the muse strikes

excellent write--at least you rhyme, i'm still trying to wake up! LOL

(((HUGS))) and love, karla. :)

Reviewed by Cynth'ya Reed
Reviewed on September 14, 2004
And you Ed, like Corningware, are built to last.
blessin's, keep writing, but this time, try the time 2:59 (hey it rhymes!)

blessin's
cynth'ya lewis reed

Reviewed by Susan Barton (Reader)
Reviewed on September 14, 2004
geesh!

sueb

Reviewed by Ted Sheridan (Reader)
Reviewed on September 14, 2004
Get some sleep, you appear to need it.

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on September 14, 2004
pLEASE RELEASE ME LET ME GO...take a dive at five...hehehehe...only way to kill a stinky....drown it~~~~~~~Pooheee!!

Rufuz...hope you okay..lol!!

Love Stinky Tinky


Reviewed by Lori Moore
Reviewed on September 14, 2004
The perfect time for writting. Good one!


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