Humor haiku…(not 5, 7, 5, so don’t get all huffy)

Now to bed to sleep

Perchance to pee between the sheets

Diapers on, not get wet

Hippies use side door

Woodstock generation sign

Been there can’t recall

Long-term drugs equal

Short-term memory loss

Me happy with drugs

(an oldie but still a goodie)

Not hungry, not homeless

Will work for sex, interested

Unemployed right now

(5,7,5 for you Haiku hardheads)

Falling down the steps

Allergic to gravity

That is what I be

Hairy old Rufuz

Sleeps, eats, what a life to have

Mine is not different

Driving is my life

Wish I had a job right now

Getting runaround

(one for Rene, non-humorous)

Miss Rene do I

Miss her beautiful blue eyes

Miss her more each day

        © ed ~ 9/16/04