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Hey long haired hippie freak, get a haircut
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Humor sort of, me definitely...

Hey long haired hippie freak, get a haircut…


 


Now I can say,


Hey hippie, get a haircut today,


In a fit of depression and pain,


Last night did I with my ponytail do away,


6 or so inches is gone now, it will grow back anyway…


 


I miss it; I wish I did just cut 2 or three,


But I grabbed to much, did cut it like a tree,


I gaze in the mirror, who looks back is not me,


My hair it is gone, in the back, no longer do I feel free…


 


I have done it before, for much the same reasons,


Worried did I, would not get hired at a new job,


Here I sit, and here I do find myself doing the sob,


Perhaps I should go all the way, shave myself bald,


Get rid of my beard, shave off my eyebrows,


Look like a bowling ball I would, or a ball one pokes with a cue,


I don’t know what to do I really have no clue…


                © ed ~ 9/16/04


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 Reviews of "Hey long haired hippie freak, get a haircut"
Reviewed on September 17, 2004
(((ed)))

i love long hair on guys, on me, ick, so i wear mine short. :)

change is good, and one good thing--it will grow back :) at least you have hair to cut! :)

(((HUGS))) and love, karla. :)

Reviewed by Susan Barton (Reader)
Reviewed on September 17, 2004
parting is such sweet sorrow - until you have nothing to part :)

sueb

Reviewed by Danielle Mundy
Reviewed on September 16, 2004
Poor Ed..don't worry, my dad cut his off and it grew back pretty quick. Hope you got the job..lol
Danielle

Reviewed by Daniel McTaggart
Reviewed on September 16, 2004
Hmm...maybe you should try shaving off one eyebrow. See how you like it. If you don't, just shave off the other one. Presto! Who knows? You just might start a trend.

Reviewed by Dawn Richerson
Reviewed on September 16, 2004
fun write

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on September 16, 2004
Don't worry be happy clappy!!

Did not know you had a ponytail anyways....lol!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by La Belle Rouge (Reader)
Reviewed on September 16, 2004
Hope it grows back fast Ed, delightful poem.


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