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Bedtime Thoughts
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Bedtime, good night all on Authors Den...ed

Bedtime Thoughts…


 


A few more minutes before bed,


They asked me to work tomorrow,


Gotta go out and earn some bread,


Not much I am sure, but wanna work,


You know you heard that’s what I said…


 


Rufuz will go for a ride,


Don’t tell him in advance, oh my,


He will be up all night making plans,


Who to bark at, when to do so, it would be a long ride…


 


Only a couple hundred miles tomorrow,


Gas I will have to beg, steal or borrow,


Fortunately no tolls, the reason for that I cannot enough extol,


Not enough money, not enough fuel, gonna eat light,


Something with me for the day, seems to be just right…


 


Weather change in the forecast for tomorrow evening,


Heavier rain, wind and natural forces at work to ruin the weekend,


I know someone in Wisconsin that would love to see this coming rain,


A certain Viking, in bare feet and most likely naked, won’t mention her name…


                © ed ~ 9/16/04


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 Reviews of "Bedtime Thoughts"
Reviewed on September 17, 2004
lol

you are so bad; and this poem is so funny! LOL thanks for the laughs, my friend! LOL

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in tx., karen lynn. :D

katy walsvik is taller than me; i am only 4'10" tall! but i am fatter than her; i look like a little butterball! LOL

Reviewed by Susan Barton (Reader)
Reviewed on September 17, 2004
thanks for the warning :)

sueb

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on September 17, 2004
Enjoy your day, traveling often brings new insights.

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on September 17, 2004
Yes keep Katy secret, nice thoughts Ed..

Reviewed by Robin Spicer
Reviewed on September 17, 2004
I like this piece.

Stay cool and keep the shiny side on top.. Hmmm...Might go for a ride tomorrow.

Reviewed by Ted Sheridan (Reader)
Reviewed on September 17, 2004
I think we all know who that is!

Reviewed by J. Allen Wilson
Reviewed on September 16, 2004
Be safe Ed and have a good trip.
Allen

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on September 16, 2004
No need to mention names!!

Knowledge

And

Tonic

Yes

Have a safe trip!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Nordette Adams
Reviewed on September 16, 2004
Okay. Viking? First initial K. I'll need to buy two "a" vowels from Vanna. The rest are consonants on the Wheel.

Reviewed by Lori Moore
Reviewed on September 16, 2004
Ah, you should let Rufuz plan a little. Be safe on the job. I hope all goes well.


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