Don’tcha hate people who know everything?

Met me this guy today,

He knew everything, I said no way,

Told me the political situations,

In this country and abroad,

People like that I just cannot applaud,

They remind me of someone being a fraud…

They have to be right,

To tell the rest of the world,

Everything, including even the slight,

I swear to everything that is the least bit holy,

If I had to listen to him much longer I would have hurled…

Had to get away, but he held onto my arm,

To tell me more I didn’t need to know, would have hated to him, harm,

But man he was just making me ill, felt I was stuck up to my waist,

In a muddy mess of a sewage waste farm…

Scuse’ me sir, but I got to go, I like to be considerate,

Let go of my arm, before I do hurl, right in your face,

Standing here much longer, I cannot do, no more can I debate,

His accusations were such; I really had too much,

Just about ready was I to actually recriminate…

Thank you Rufuz for jumping out of the car,

And trying to protect dear old dad, this bizarre guy was about to see stars…

                © ed ~ 9/17/04