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See what happens when you leave your child HOME ALONE!
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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MaCauley Culkin, once the glamor boy of the screen,
Now he may be of the prison in Oklahoma, a queen...


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“See what happens when you leave your child HOME ALONE!”


 


Mac did get arrested,


Pills and pot the officers attested,


Looking at that face now,


No longer is he the home alone kid, en how…


 


His career over at eighteen,


Now he is twenty-four,


And heading for the prison door,


Released on bail, he is acting like he is four…


 


His big money blown,


By his father, his manager, supposedly grown,


Just goes to tell us all, yes we are shown,


Never do leave our children “HOME ALONE!”


                © ed ~ 9/18/04


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Reviewed by Dawn Richerson
Reviewed on September 19, 2004
such sadness at every turn of this tragedy of a childhood that never was

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on September 19, 2004
He is on a trip allright!!

A trip to Hell I guess!!

Great message Ed!!

Love through smiles!!

Tinka

Reviewed by Susan Barton (Reader)
Reviewed on September 18, 2004
amen!

sueb

Reviewed by J. Allen Wilson
Reviewed on September 18, 2004
Ed, you are right as rain on this one. This is indeed a sad tale.

PS...I wont have to cut my long hair, at the rate its receding...... well :{


Allen

Reviewed by - - - - - TRASK
Reviewed on September 18, 2004
Goofy Looken Bastard _Huh,i.e. Totally Drugged Out Face!

Credit For Write Taken Time To Write About Our Children Who Need Help!

TRASK

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on September 18, 2004
How right you are Ed! This is a sad story, one that should never have to be, with all the material wealth they had no happiness came from it. Why? Ask the one no one likes to think of except when they're sick!

Reviewed on September 18, 2004
(((ed)))

and don't let them watch "home alone" *grins*

parents need to parent their kids again, don't you think? no wonder they're running amok

great write--sad pic

(((HUGS))) and love, karla.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! :)


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