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Lack of Heat
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Gotta start wearing clothes, this sleeping in the nude is quite brisk...

Lack of Heat…


 


In the fifties last night,


Predicted in the forties tonight,


Oh my but the fall has sprung,


Or is that the spring has fallen,


Either way my heater on has come…


 


Yesterday hot, humid, a normal Jersey day,


Got the camper all washed, ready for winter that’s at the door,


Does keeping it clean make it warmer or colder?


I don’t know the difference but it looks better today, not older…


 


Again the campers do take their leave,


Not many more weekends with campers; I do not grieve,


Quiet will overtake our campground,


No noisy kids, nor early morning around the fire pits,


Soon the snow will fly, and to keep warm will have to cuddle up to tits,


Maybe the best time of the year, keeping warm with sex,


If that is a crime, then I most certainly am one that commits…


                © ed ~ 9/19/04  


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Reviewed on September 19, 2004
(((ed)))

o, to have lows like that! we've been running in the mid to upper 70s for WEEKS now...i'd gladly trade

least your electric bill will be cheaper--that's a bonus

and rufuz (or rene *grins*) is a warm body--snuggle time!!!! :)

excellent write--now when it's 50 below, THAT'S when you have a lack of heat! LOL

(((HUGS))) and love, karla. :)

Reviewed by Susan Barton (Reader)
Reviewed on September 19, 2004
keep warm friend!

sueb

Reviewed by Dawn Richerson
Reviewed on September 19, 2004
sounds like a blissful season's on the way for you :)

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on September 19, 2004
Snow expected here again tonight.....brrrr.....I have lived in tourist areas and yes it is nice to get the quiet back. Fun write.

Reviewed by Rene Swing (Reader)
Reviewed on September 19, 2004
mmm....mmm....Yes indeed! I do agree with you regarding the next to the last line of this poem...lol. But then again, "anytime" is good for sex!.....lol. I can feel the cold already....LOL. Loved your write.

Love.....Rene' xxoo

Reviewed by Carol Chapman (Reader)
Reviewed on September 19, 2004
When I lived in CT we used to go down to the Saybrook bridge and wave bye-bye to all the summer folks as they left after Labor Day. Your poem reminds me of that time and the quiet that would follow.

Carol

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on September 19, 2004
hahaha, thanks for the laughs;-) It is nice to have
all the summer folk leave.Now you have to get the woolies
out for you, and don't forget rufuz!;-)

Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)
Reviewed on September 19, 2004
I'm reminded of that poem you wrote long ago, asking for ideas on how to keep your "tootsies" warm... don't forget those wool socks, Eddie, dear. I, for one, am once again, and so happily, bonding with my quilts! Sigh... they are sooooooo lovely. (grin) Bring on the great sleeping weather, I say! Wheeeeeeeeeeee! katy xox.

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on September 19, 2004
Brrrrrr I can feel the cold...cold on this side of the world today!!

Get yourself an electric blanket...it helps I promise!!

Love Tinka


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