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Edumacashun
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Try this, it ain't easy when you are tryin' to be wrong...;) ed

Edumacashun…


 


As u can sea, I ain’t got none,


Never heerd tell of anyone,


Never new of classy muzik,


No stone muzik neether,


Just listen to banjo stuf…


 


They say I gotz no branes,


I beg them to be difrent,


I gotz nuf to take lernin,


Up to the turd yeer…


 


My moma & papa,


They both went up to the first yeer,


I gotz the best edumacashun in r famly,


Heck fire, my cousins live far up in the hillz,


No skoolin they got, they no how to shoot,


And trap supper, there dady beetz them with a hikory zwitch…


 


Sory if I dunt no how to speel weel,


But u understan me ok so I can tel,


My moma an papa I gotz my name in a book that selz,


Leest I can count to a hunerd & I no my leterz…


 


                © ed ~ sepemburr today 2004    


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 Reviews of "Edumacashun"
Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)
Reviewed on September 25, 2004
I LOVE THIS ONE! You stayed in character entirely... the "dialect" and creative speelin' was endearing... the hilarity was audible on this end. hehe... damned cool, Eddie M. katy xox.

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on September 25, 2004
hahahahahaha,,,,you are as silly as me and surely related in some way....lol...oh ys and to Robert L Sheridon...with this kinda spelling!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Chanti Niven
Reviewed on September 24, 2004
Ed, You're a scream. This will either have a person 'screaming' with laughter or in pain. ;-p
I have a soft spot for your outrageous poetry. You stick your tongue out (I wasn't going to mention the finger) at convention.
Thanks for the laugh.
Chanti

Reviewed by Susan Barton (Reader)
Reviewed on September 24, 2004
hee haw!

sueb

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on September 24, 2004
LOL cute write!

Reviewed by Lady Peg (Reader)
Reviewed on September 24, 2004
LOL Ed this is good.

Reviewed by Lori Moore
Reviewed on September 24, 2004
Lol... Funny... Now I can leave with a smile. Thanks!

Reviewed by Anna Marie Fritz (Reader)
Reviewed on September 24, 2004
I believe you, Jethro...now get that degree sos you kin
be a brain sturgeon...that's an order from Crazy Annie!

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on September 24, 2004
luv the sense of reality in your humor ...

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on September 24, 2004
YOU ARE TOTALLY TOO MUCH
THIS IS FUNNY STUFF
VERY GREATIVE

WILLIAM ...PEACE BROTHER

Reviewed by A PAX
Reviewed on September 24, 2004
Were your parents related???????
lmao


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