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Candy for Breakfast
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Breakfast of couch potato champions...

Candy for Breakfast…


 


Halloween does approach,


Candies on the shelves,


Hope none have a roach,


For I love to eat it straight from the bag,


Mellowcreme pumpkins remind me of boobs,


Yes nipple and all, love to bite them off,


Candy corn I do love also, so don’t scoff…


 


A fast morning meal, while typing on pooter,


Wash it down with milk, fat free of course,


Can’t totally end my diet, love to eat like a horse,


Candy for breakfast, I have done so forever,


I have no bad feelings within; I have no remorse…!


 


At least it is sugar and gets me to moving,


I have no more to say on the subject of candy,


I don’t have to do so to anyone any proving…


                © ed – 9/25/04


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Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)
Reviewed on September 26, 2004
You go right ahead, Ed... it's your house and your stuff! If you want to eat candy for breakfast, you're allowed. (smile) Personally, I enjoy having leftover goulash... my own, of course. hehe... Eat away....... katy xox. p.s. ever tried carob soy milk? YUM!

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on September 25, 2004
Nothing like an cold pancake with ciinamon and sugar with black coffee!!

love Tinka

Reviewed by A PAX
Reviewed on September 25, 2004
if i was going to corrupt myself at breakfast........think i would eat pistachio nutz! lol

eating is one of the basic pleasure of life........and u can do it alone! lol

Reviewed on September 25, 2004
(((ed)))

LOL--boy, you are a mess! try coffee--it's low cal :) and gives you the pick me up you so desperately need :) 'course, drink too much and you get the shakes...never mind LOL

cute write--

(((HUGS))) and love, karla. :)

Reviewed by Susan Barton (Reader)
Reviewed on September 25, 2004
I prefer Snickers - got that peanut protein to go with the sugar dontcha know


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