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Still Asleep
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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I did it again...

Still Asleep…


 


I can’t type; I am still asleep,


I can’t talk; barely can I utter a peep,


My mind still dreaming, unable am I to take the leap,


To be awake, must go back and enter rem sleep so deep…


 


Early morning, before light my head is reeling,


My dreams were again pizza related, most unappealing,


No legs did I have below my knees, went thru life kneeling,


Not sure what I was ultimately feeling,


But throughout the whole dream I was all but squealing…


 


My stomach says stay awake,


My head says get some rest,


I am doing for both all my best,


Pizza, BBQ chips, chocolate milk, all three in unison,


Never again at least till the next time will I therein partake…


                © ed ~ 9/27/04


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Reviewed on September 28, 2004
You need your sleep, boy....

Reviewed on September 27, 2004
(((ed)))

get. off. the. computer. and. go. to. bed. :)

LOL--love this--i can relate (BOY, can i)

(((HUGS))) and love, karla. :)

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on September 27, 2004
I wish for you some sweet dreams :-)

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on September 27, 2004
Oink! oink!
Pizza & milk ?????
you are crazy Ed

William ....Pecae brother

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on September 27, 2004
LOL at Ed k.. Much truth in this..

Reviewed by Susan Barton (Reader)
Reviewed on September 27, 2004
thanks for sharing this bit of wisdom

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on September 27, 2004
Hahaha...sleep walking again Huh?

Eat your heart out man!!

As long as you can share it with Rufuz now one will ever complain!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on September 27, 2004
But throughout the whole dream I was all but squealing…

I knew your nasty comments about my pig friends would soon come to haunt you. Eat More and Squeal On!!!

Reviewed on September 27, 2004
Your greatest talent is writing as you sleep...

Sandie May Angel


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