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Incoherent
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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What big fonts do come from AD...

Incoherent…


 


I do herein vent,


My coherency heaven sent,


Sometimes I do seem to go through such torment,


Not very often do I see things straight,


When I do, I think things in the world are great!


 


Those other times that I find myself lacking,


Any knowledge of self, that is when I am slacking,


On top of one another my thoughts they are stacking,


When I am not coherent my mind sends me packing…


 


What the hell is this poem all about?


Certainly it has nothing to do with being devout,


As this writer rarely goes in that direction,


Maybe his brain is just getting the gout…?


 


Thoughts all a jumble,


They seem to want to get out and rumble,


The writer herein must have taken a tumble,


Landing on his head, a pile of players on top, after a fumble…


 


High he has not gotten,


His wagon he has stayed on,


Attached himself he did with a seatbelt,


On the back of his head, from the tumble, he has such a welt…


                © ed ~ 10/2/04


  


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 Reviews of "Incoherent"
Reviewed by Bob Holt (Reader)
Reviewed on October 2, 2004
Well done, Ed. I have no time for coherence. I let the voices in my head sort it all out.

Bob H

Reviewed by Susan Barton (Reader)
Reviewed on October 2, 2004
dropped on your head, eh? Nah! That can't be it

Reviewed on October 2, 2004
(((ed)))

yer a nut--i'm a nut--let's all get cracked :)

LOVE IT--you're a delight *MWAAAH!* to you and furr face :)

(((HUGS))), karla. :)

Reviewed by Edwin Larson
Reviewed on October 2, 2004
Enjoyed..Face it...you're a nut...just like the rest of us...well at least me.. :?

edl

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on October 2, 2004
Well penned Ed!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on October 2, 2004
The brightest come over as crazy. But you have to be clever to be crazy and get away with it..

Reviewed on October 2, 2004
Disjointed, perhaps, but incoherent...NEVER in a million years! You are among one of the brightest individuals I have ever met! A little crazy at times, but then again, aren't we ALL??? LOL

Great write!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)
Reviewed on October 2, 2004
There, there... another slice of you and it's a good'n... keep that seatbelt on and those busy fingers moving... incoherence doth not tap on your door today... far from it. How 'bout a 'group smile'? (I'll start it). hehehehehe (oops... that's giggling) SMILE! katy xox.

Reviewed by Scott Zachary
Reviewed on October 2, 2004
"Coherent"?

Perhaps aberrant!

"Thoughts on top of one another"?

A mental orgy!

"High"?

Pass the bud, bud!

"Wagon"?

A wannabe paragon!

"What the hell is this poem all about?"

Whatever it's about, I enjoyed it!



Scott



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