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MSW for Blonde's 1.0
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Okay all you blondes or colored ones, sharpen up your ink pens and give me your worse...LOL!


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MSW for Blonde’s 1.0


 


Blondes do take a lashing,


Sometimes of the tongue variety,


Sometimes they are into the real thing,


But with them life can be a real fling,


Have to repeat a lot to a blonde, yes rehashing…


 


Computer knowledge to a blonde can be quite frustrating,


Better to flush the computer right down a drain,


Teaching a blond anything can lead to stress,


Seems they did not get in the right line when they called for a brain…


 


Blondes have more fun; the old adage does go,


Who thought of that I certainly do not know,


As having more fun does take “some” brains,


Most blondes I do know have nothing in their heads but grain…


 


But to give the devil his due,


Shopping and spending money they are quite adept at,


Driving real fast with no regard for others they also do,


Especially if they are young and blonde with chests not so flat…J


              © ed ~ 10/4/04


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Reviewed by Rene Swing (Reader)
Reviewed on October 6, 2004
Hey, I am a blonde! I have "grain in my head?" I don't think so. Maybe you have grain in yours. Afterall, you had blonde hair...So then you must have grain in your head instead of brains, huh?...lol. At times, I can give you stress, but I know its not that often that I do...lol.

Love....Rene'

PS: I still love ya....lol

Reviewed by Susan Barton (Reader)
Reviewed on October 5, 2004
thank God! I'm not. So I must be smart.

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on October 5, 2004
Ed,

OH! OH! now you went and done it. You got Kate on a warpath.(lol)
I've known some of each in all colors of hair.

Reviewed by Anna Marie Fritz (Reader)
Reviewed on October 5, 2004
Trouble shall abound
When Eddie is around
And takes those stabs at Blondes
The hail comes driving down
Upon his once-blonde head...
'Til he is left
"Brain dead."
A lying on the sand...
Hey girls...
Revenge is grand!

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on October 5, 2004
Thank God this only applies to women - I was a blond, too, but that was long ago - I prefer grey now - makes me look much wiser.

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on October 4, 2004
Hey i might not be blond...but does get that "silver" lining around my face NOT using the bottle....ssshhhtt!! Don't tell anyone...it is my secret....no wonder they thing I am an "angel" at times..Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe...guess who is blond NOW!!
Ain't she blond
Ain't she blund
Ain't she Up-front
If you ask her....baby did you C?me..
Her reply to you ... DUH!!
Have I been gonesomewherehoney???

Love through silver linings TinkY

Reviewed by Ted Sheridan (Reader)
Reviewed on October 4, 2004
I know a more than a few blondes will give you a run for your money, and leave you wishing for a redhead.

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on October 4, 2004
Amen to that Ed

William....peace Brother

Reviewed by Lori Moore
Reviewed on October 4, 2004
This is cute! I'll gladly participate in a comparison of grain... Perhaps a test of wheats. Love it.

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on October 4, 2004
Born a blonde I can say that this can be said of any coloured hair that plays the game of being dumb. Looking for trouble are we?


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