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A Special Posting for Ted Sheridan...or How to start your day with a positive outlook...
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All in fun Ted...LOL! ;)

This came to me on the internet, I did not write it, but I DID post it as it really does work...! ed


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How to start each day with a positive outlook :

1. Open a new file in your PC.
2. Name it "George W. Bush."
3. Send it to the trash.
4. Empty the trash.
5. Your PC will ask you, "do you really want to
get rid of George W. Bush?"
6. Answer calmly, "yes," and press the mouse
button firmly
7. Feel better.
 

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 Reviews of "A Special Posting for Ted Sheridan...or How to start your day with a positive outlook..."
Reviewed by Peter Paton
Reviewed on October 26, 2004
Ted is going to be madder than a bull in a china shop...Lol
Peter

Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)
Reviewed on October 6, 2004
Jaysus, Eddie M... I'm with you and this post, as you know, BUT... Ted's comments here are absolutely hilarious! Clever, yes... but I love Belle's "cheeky"... one of my favorite words. (grin) katy xox. p.s. don't try hiding from Ted under a rock, he routinely checks those daily! Egads! hehehehe..

Reviewed by Rene Swing (Reader)
Reviewed on October 6, 2004
Cute Write....lol.

Reviewed by Ted Sheridan (Reader)
Reviewed on October 6, 2004
Lori is close but you are way off. I flush two Johns in the morning.

Reviewed by Lori Moore
Reviewed on October 5, 2004
Cute... I may try this after I flush the John.

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on October 5, 2004
cool!

Reviewed by Susan Barton (Reader)
Reviewed on October 5, 2004
great fun!!

Reviewed by Nordette Adams
Reviewed on October 5, 2004
Ohhh, hohohoho. I love a brave man.

Reviewed on October 5, 2004
(((ed)))

you better run...cause me thinks you're in troooooooooooouble :)

agree with la belle--cheeky!

(((HUGS))) and love, karla. :)

Reviewed by La Belle Rouge (Reader)
Reviewed on October 5, 2004
Ed, you are cheeky!!!

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on October 5, 2004
Hehehehehehe Oh you are such a mess....and I am sure Ted would just LUUUv this!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on October 5, 2004
HO HO HO! I'm sure you will truly make Ted's day with this epic post.

(You better hide!!)

Reviewed by Lisa Hilbers
Reviewed on October 5, 2004
Believe me when I say...this thought will not make him feel better!

Lisa


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