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Not...Got...Money...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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NOT…


 


Some of you have been worried,


Some of you have not,


Food in my house I have had not,


Not to worry, I got a good paycheck,


Now with regards food, I cannot say I have not…


 


GOT…


 


Food I have got,


Milk and bread and spaghetti sauce I also got,


Allergy stuff, pills for my tummy, towels to wipe my snot, I got,


No pot have I got, better off I am, as I would eat all the food I got,


No that’s not just a stupid little shot…


 


MONEY…


 


Okay now that I GOT food and stuff,


It is money that I ain’t got, yes NOT,


Spent it all on the food and such,


But won’t starve for now, feeling a lot more sunny,


Back I will got to trying to be funny…


            © ed ~ 10/6/04


 


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 Reviews of "Not...Got...Money..."
Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)
Reviewed on October 7, 2004
Join...The...Club! Cute new pic, Eddie M! (any meatballs for that spaghetti sauce? just checkin'... katy xox.

Reviewed by Susan Barton (Reader)
Reviewed on October 7, 2004
well...but ya gotta eat :)

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on October 6, 2004
Okay honey shoot....I need a good laugh....happy your tummy will be well fed...and you okay...take care and I am waiting for the biggest laugh ever!!

I NEED IT BADLY OR I GO NUUUUTZ!!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on October 6, 2004
ha ha ha ok my friend
as long as your not dead you are a ok
some will take care of you

William ...peace brother


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