Ah, Sigmund…

Would he say I am a nut?

Would he say I am a klutz?

Would he say I have a big butt?

Would he say Rufuz is a mutt?

If he were here today,

Would he listen to what I say?

Or would he just try to allay,

My feelings before they do decay…

Freud, a psychoanalyst of particular note,

If today he did live I would grab him by the throat,

For we base our psychology on his therapy from quote,

We deal with feelings; we deal with emotions,

We deal with our syndromes; we deal with sex with our goat,

Before he came along, sex with the goat was accepted,

Hell, for that matter sex altogether was better off,

Don’t ask me why on this person I do dote…

Ah Sigmund, today you would be out of your league,

You would find so much anxiety,

You yourself would suffer from fatigue,

So many “noia’s” and “phrenia’s” does exist nowadays,

Such a loss you would be at, there is such a variety,

You would eventually suggest there be no more sobriety…

                © ed ~ 10/6/04