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I'm sure you're quite charming over the internet
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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I have no freaking idea...

I’m sure you’re quite charming over the internet…?


 


Charm is something needed,


Harm is something heeded,


Alarm is something interceded,


Disarm is something that should be unimpeded…


 


High is something you get when smoking pot,


Dry is something you get when put on the spot,


Spry we are when young sprinting to squat,


Rye we drink a lot in a shot…


 


Only charming am I,


When I am sober,


And never in the month of October,


Not sure what I did mean when I did start this poem,


Maybe I wanted to tell you my name in a past life was Jeroboam…


 


Now on a roll,


I can’t stop,


This poem not one of my tops,


But live with it, its something to read,


Just do me a favor and don’t call the cops…


        © poppywrittED ~ 10/9/04 


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 Reviews of "I'm sure you're quite charming over the internet"
Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)
Reviewed on October 10, 2004
If Seinfeld can have a sitcom "about nothing" then you are certainly entitled to write a poem on .. em.. hmmm.. the same theme? (grin) However...! I enjoyed both halves of this and I do see two themes... in one poem...

Ah, well... I have no idea either. (but I do have opinions! hehe) katy xox.

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on October 10, 2004
O' My I lost the bus on this one!!

Are you okay?

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Lori Moore
Reviewed on October 9, 2004
This isn't hard to live with.

Reviewed by A PAX
Reviewed on October 9, 2004
would they bother coming anyway??? lol


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