I finally found my calling, unemployment…

Yep, finally after fifty years,

And oh so many tears,

The job I do best,

I have found, it being unemployment no less…

Paid for what I don’t do,

Just like the animal in the zoo,

Faces made by the visitors, yeah you too,

No this is not in anyway untrue …

Wouldn’t ya know it?

Back to work I do get,

And I find I do better without, I bet,

No more long days, no more flying low like a jet,

How to keep getting paid for nothing,

My only worry, maybe I can claim my pet…

        © ed ~ 10/10/04