Life is a test, thanks for bringing down the curve…

If life be a test,

Then lets give it a rest,

Take a shower using zest,

Washing away the hairs on your chest…

Stupidity does not come from your heredity,

Though sometimes I find it might be so,

It does not matter if your parents were at all witty,

Or they were brother and sister before marriage,

Either of which neither have to be the least bit pretty…

The tests given for intelligence,

Do not necessarily denote an abundance or lack of brains,

But in some cases, like blonde’s, they can still drive trains,

How hard is it to do, keeping it on the track as it is attached,

Even I could do that, and I most certainly do lack,

Any semblance of matter between my ears supplied by blood from veins…

                © ed ~ 10/10/04