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Sometimes I am computer illiterate
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Better to be under the category for stupidity...

Sometimes I am computer illiterate…


 


I can save my poems on floppy disc,


I do so only taking a minor risk,


I have lost whole floppies in the past, tsk, tsk,


Many poems have I lost, better I am at making a bisque…


 


But trying to get my poems on compact disk,


Is like trying to walk against a hurricanes wind, too brisk,


Better for me to be playful so boisterously, yes to be frisk…


 


So, now you do know, I am not computer literate,


Sometimes I am even functionally illiterate,


As trying to make or better yet create,


A disk with my many poems on it I get so irate,


Better to take the many floppies and have them copied,


That may be the only way this computer illiterate will do this and stay sedate…


                    © ed ~ 10/16/04


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 Reviews of "Sometimes I am computer illiterate"
Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)
Reviewed on October 17, 2004
I can top that! My illiteracy thinks "floppy" refers to a cocker spaniel's ears. At least you can bring pictures and graphics to your poems... Sigh. I can't even LOOK at them without my reading glasses... (don't ask me what that last sentence is here for... I'm watching the Packers and can't be held responsible for anything I typed here). LOL... Gooooooooo Brett! katy xox.

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on October 16, 2004
That's why I print out each and every post the moment I post my next!!

I lost too much info by just pressing one single wrong button!!

Love Tinka



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