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Pressure
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Not much into the pen today,
But have to keep my hand in anyway...

Pressure…


 


It does seem that it abounds,


All the way and then some around,


The front part of my cranium,


Wish it were made of titanium…


 


Painful though it may be,


Only sometimes does it come you see,


When the weather does change,


From cold to warm or vice versa,


When the barometric pressure changes its range…


 


Decongestants I do take,


Not many but enough for my sake,


If closer to the ocean I did live,


My head would not feel like it sprung a leak,


Yes, I would not be living with a constant sieve, so bleak…


                © ed ~ 10/19/04


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 Reviews of "Pressure"
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on October 19, 2004
Yes Take a dip and a very long walk it helps I know!!

Sit on a rock and cry your heart out yell it out the sea Gulls Love to Listen...and even backchat you!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on October 19, 2004
Move your motor home to the beach!

Reviewed by Ted Sheridan (Reader)
Reviewed on October 19, 2004
Take a dip in the Ocean today, that should clear your head.


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