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Popcorn & Cherry Coke
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Just again to keep my hand in,
I find my muse to be out of order,
Ain't that a sin...?

Popcorn & Cherry coke…


 


Just a snack,


For real food I do lack,


Rufuz does eat better than I,


And that is the whole truth; yes the fact…


 


Not high, don’t have the munchies, too bad,


Wish I were, wish I did, so sad,


Snacks have been a main staple since I was a lad,


Sweets, soda, chips and for the most part junk, but just a tad…


 


I do try to eat what is good for me,


Instead I do eat what I can for the reason of lacking money,


I still do my best, little exercise, except in bed with my honey,


Not that that does occur too often either,


Have to start out in bed, no mirrors around, or I laugh, I am so funny…


 


Popcorn & cherry coke,


Guess it is better than taking a toke,


I know it’s hard to believe this is not a joke,


Happy am I that on the popcorn I did not choke…


        © ed ~ 10/19/04


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 Reviews of "Popcorn & Cherry Coke"
Reviewed by Erin Kelly-Moen
Reviewed on October 22, 2004
:) Goof! I'm happy you didn't choke either, Ed.

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on October 19, 2004
pop corn is my favorite, ever hear of water;-) amuse your muse

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on October 19, 2004
Enjoy while you can Ed...I just ate Pepperdew "Lays" potato chips...yummy!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Lori Moore
Reviewed on October 19, 2004
Lol... I love popcorn. It's probably better for you than the toke anyways.


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