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Know Do I about Bed Sheets
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Know Do I about Bed Sheets…


 


Changed daily,


Military corners,


Tight enough to bounce a quarter,


Know do I that will not happen, I am not a supporter…


 


Monthly change,


The sheets do get their range,


Well worn they are, nothing herein strange,


Know I am quite deranged…


 


Bi-yearly change,


Never did I get this far,


Only if every night I did go to a bar,


Know do I this subject is quite bizarre…


 


Yearly change,


They get up and walk away on their own,


Taking their clean brethren as well away from my home,


Know do I and you too that I do live alone…


        © ed ~ 10/20/04


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 Reviews of "Know Do I about Bed Sheets"
Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)
Reviewed on October 22, 2004
Ha! I love this one! I do believe, Eddie, me sweet, that you have perfected the art of the bio-write. Each piece is a window into you, and not always just in the actual words, but in the nuanced lilt of humor in between the words. Your build-up is coherent and funny, that last verse is where I fell off the chair! hehe You're cool! (grin) katy xox.

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on October 20, 2004
well I change mine every 3 days when I wash my hair too...and never iron them...just was and dry...so no real pain to me...just clean licefree hair..lol!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on October 20, 2004
Wonderful write with humor :-)

Reviewed by Sue Hess
Reviewed on October 20, 2004
but there is nothing like a fresh made bed...if only we didn't have to wash and fold the damned sheets


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