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Doggy addiction
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Hope this does not ruin my chances at becoming the first doggy president...rufuz (lets keep this between just us, okay?)


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                              Doggy addiction…


 


EXPOSE of an addiction by the dog trying to be president…


 


News flash, time/now, date/a minute from now …


 


His addiction is nothing to balk about,


It has really driven him wacky; he wants to start drinking stout,


If we could not rid him of his last addiction,


How are we to stop his addiction to the drink?


 


No, we must keep him away from the stout,


Better to drain the blood out of a trout,


A little food coloring & we have a new taste in booze,


Or we will slip him a Mickey causing him to just take a snooze…


 


Oh dear goodness, should we say?


Should we tell what poor Rufuz is addicted too?


Oh well why not, yes what the hay,


His addiction is a strange one to pups,


He loves to drink French vanilla cappuccino out of cups…


                        © ed ~ 10/23/04


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 Reviews of "Doggy addiction"
Reviewed by Daniel McTaggart
Reviewed on October 24, 2004
But if Rufuz gets too much caffeine, that pup'll be too piped to poop.

Reviewed by Lori Moore
Reviewed on October 23, 2004
Let him drink.

Reviewed by Linda Roman
Reviewed on October 23, 2004
lol, very cute....

Reviewed on October 23, 2004
Heeeheee! This was funny, Ed! Loved this.

Sandie May Angel :o)

Reviewed by Tien Avielle (Reader)
Reviewed on October 23, 2004
hahahahaha - very, very funny! (No accounting for taste, though, imo - French Vanilla is only fit for ice cream, imo!)

Reviewed by Edwin Larson
Reviewed on October 23, 2004
He's still got my vote as long as he stays away from the hard stuff...espresso. :)

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on October 23, 2004
My vote goes to Rufuz. Delightful write, Ed. Love and peace to you. Regis

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on October 23, 2004
Rufuz you are a winner by far...best dog-author on AD....have another

another cuppa!!

I am addicted to a cuppa too...Woof-Woof!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed on October 23, 2004
adorable write; well done!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in tx., karen lynn. :D

rufuz still gets my vote for president!

Reviewed by Pier Tyler
Reviewed on October 23, 2004
Oh my! that's my addiction too!(smile) This write is brilliant, fantastic, funny, and you got my vote!

Reviewed on October 23, 2004
(((ed and rufuz)))

****shhhhhhhhhhhh**** it's a secret :)

adorable write--rufuz for president!!!!!!!!!!! :)

(((HUGS))) and love, karla. :)

Reviewed by Alice Cooper (Reader)
Reviewed on October 23, 2004
This is a cute doggy poem Ed. Thanks for the comment on "Hands Across The Water." Took eight hours of my work and Tinka's help to write it. But when I write something that could it is worth the effort. I am teaching Tinkas to change horses in mid stream. Yes is a rapid learner and I was lucky to find her genius afloat and work at AD. Not much of that around Ed. Keep smilling old partner. Right?

Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)
Reviewed on October 23, 2004
Ha! Oh, how you love the drama, the build-up... the suspense! My eyes are flying, and still another verse before I get to the climax! Sigh... You teaser, Ed. LOL... but, then.... ahhhhhhhh... there it is, that 'closure' that final revelation... Thanks. I fell right off my chair! hehehe... Am I overdoing it here? hard up for a good laugh? (always) BUT... no... I thought this was absolutely hilarious.. and clever. I sure did. Drink up! katy xox.

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on October 23, 2004
Now he sounds like a Yuppy Republican, and I thought he was a Puppy Independent.

I better not let my two mutts read this; man, are they gonna be disappointed. And I sure hope the Animal Press doesn't get wind of this.


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