Dirty am I... (poem) by Ed Matlack on AuthorsDen

Dirty am I...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Not so much about humor, More about dirt than clean, Someone recently did say, My bio-writes are quite green, So read on and enjoy, Whilst I do otherwise preen...(finally)
Dirty am I… My hair is dirty, My feet do stink, My crotch is, well let’s not go there, My body in need of soap and water, My mind in need of a flushing in the sink… Weekends I do not bathe, Unless I have something to do, Or someplace to go, Rufuz does rue, He hates the weekends; it surely does reek in here, I can’t smell the self; I don’t smell my own poo… I just like to relax; I have some money, but refuse to spend, I must save it for the coming week, don’t want someone to me, to lend, So I must not use it, have no place to go, so no reason to bathe, Eventually the dirt I will have to cut off, possibly using a lathe… © ed ~ 10/24/04

Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)

Reviewed on October 29, 2004

... ever thought of being a lumberjack? I always picture them with huge beards, flannel shirts, suspenders and living miles from anything called a bathtub. Instead of a big, blue ox, you have Rufuz. Works for me! I suppose a surprise visit, say, on a Sat. afternoon, would be a mistake, then? hehehehehehe Just say you're being thrifty, saving soap and therefore, saving money. Nevermind. Sigh.. hehe... katy xox.

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on October 25, 2004

Delicious poohoo write!!

Stinky but okay..lol!!

Love Stinky!!

Reviewed by William Bonilla

Reviewed on October 24, 2004

Funny stuff Ed
You are silly
Gross write but funny
LMAO

William ....Peace Brother

Reviewed by Tien Avielle (Reader)

I just got out of the tub - perhaps I should have saved the bath water for you? (-: Very humorous, but you should consider poor rufuz, as his sense of smell is a lot keener than a humans! Truthfully, though - there is a sense of sadness in this, too - perhaps even stronger than the sense of smell. (I think you need to get out and enjoy some freebie places, if you will excuse the personal note.) - Feel free to delete this.

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM

Well, Ed that was just a little too much information. I think I could have lived out the rest of my days without imagining all those odiferous zones. The lathe line was a scream though, I have to admit.
Take care,
Sherry

Reviewed by Michelle Mills

Well now I know it's true that dog is man's best friend! I can't think of too many ladies who would hang around with someone who can cut off the dirt off themselves with a lathe!!! Ha ha! Poor Rufuz! Silly one Ed!

Reviewed by Danielle Mundy

Ewwww...LOL