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Americas NEW Symbol of Freedom
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Boy, am I in trouble with everyone now, left wingers, right wingers, the moral majority/minority, the government, everybody will want a piece of me, LOL! ed (I feel just SO wanted)


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...didnt write this, rearranged it though...


 


America’s NEW Symbol of Freedom…


 

 

With America’s new symbol securely in place,

No more eagles or snakes or flags for a differing race,

The new emblem will be that of a condom, hope my site can’t be traced,

If the FBI does come, they better watch out, they may be sprayed with mace…

 

Inflation will be allowed, as a condom does inflate,

All production in the states will be halted,

Our next generation will be destroyed not vaulted,

The condom does work well for the government,

As it does protect a bunch of pricks,

And gives us this sense of security,

While in reality we are actually being screwed,

Protected will be for sure our purity,

But once we do reach our eventual maturity,

No one will be there to take over we will fade into obscurity…

 

So take from this what you will,

It might be better to move to Brazil,

For living in America may be more painful than the dentists drill,

But at least you have been warned of a future that “could” occur,

If we do allow it to do so, our government is ours to change,

………………………………………………………………………………………………………………                                          BUT STILL…

              © ed ~ 10/27/04

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 
 


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 Reviews of "Americas NEW Symbol of Freedom"
Reviewed by Roger Ochs
Reviewed on October 29, 2004
You did truly "screw your courage to the sticking place". Bravo.

Reviewed by Rebekah Rosie Lang
Reviewed on October 27, 2004
Cute write!

Reviewed by - - - - - TRASK
Reviewed on October 27, 2004
Yep--Alferd E Newman "What Me Worry"__


If I Worried About What I Write None Of Us(YOU) Would Have Freedom OF Speech...

DO NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT YOU WRITE IN TRUTH!

TRASK

Reviewed by Lori Moore
Reviewed on October 27, 2004
At least some us know when we are being screwed and who is actually doing it. Nice job.

Reviewed by Tien Avielle (Reader)
Reviewed on October 27, 2004
I think you covered all the issues, lol! Extremely clever, with deep
hidden meanings everwhere! "The condom does work well for the government, As it does protect a bunch of pricks, And gives us this sense of security, While in reality we are actually being screwed,"

Geez, I wish I could be this creative! You should write for the "Daily Show!"

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on October 27, 2004
Lol..love the picture...are you in a "blue" mood...lol!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed on October 27, 2004
(((ed)))

LOL--laffin too hard to comment

but don't think i want my nation known as a bunch of sexual freaks...oops, forgot, we're already there LOL

(((HUGS))) and love, karla. :)

Reviewed by Nordette Adams
Reviewed on October 27, 2004
Awww, I think the FBI will leave you alone on this one, ED. Now the NSA, I don't know about them.

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on October 27, 2004
Fun rant!


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