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Chicken
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Chicken…

 

The picture above does say it all,

I hope that chicken in the toilet does not fall,

Clogged up it will be from then on, yes, the flush will stall,

Better with this sick sense of humor to hide behind a wall…

 

Did this chicken come prior to the egg?

Personally I do like thighs rather than the leg,

Certain parts do tell the size,

The smaller the thigh, the more I beg…

 

Reading the paper while taking a dump,

In case no toilet paper is available to wipe the rump,

Newspaper ink may give a certain poisoning,

Develop you may in that area quite a large lump,

As long as there are pictures and cartoons,

My writing will never be in a slump,
Want do I to keep you from being a grump...


            © ed ~ 10/29/04
 


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 Reviews of "Chicken"
Reviewed by Roger Ochs
Reviewed on October 29, 2004
You can't be "chicken" and write these masterpieces. Ogden's blessings on you.

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on October 29, 2004
Only You Ed only you!!!

Hehehehehe...your head is worse than mine I promise....lol!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM
Reviewed on October 29, 2004
Yanno, Ed, you gotta be the most "natural" guy here in AD! How in the world do you find a place in your poem for taking a dump and wiping your rump....you never cease to amaze me! Thanks for the laugh, I howled through this one.
Take care,
Sherry

Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)
Reviewed on October 29, 2004
Ohhhhhhh... I have now sent a link to Roger for this one, Squished and Time Saver... the two of you, I believe, do your Ahem.. shopping in similar fine establishments. HA! (grin) Of course, I'm sitting here thanking the stars that I know you both! (I love this stuff too!) hehe... go on........katy xox.

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on October 29, 2004
As long as there are pictures and cartoons,
My writing will never be in a slump

Thank God the funny papers are still in color in the Sunday Newspapers for you to get your needed inspiration.

PS Is your butt multi-colored on weekends?!
And where is the original of that chicken picture now?



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