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Now I know for sure...Elvis is DEAD!
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Now I know for sure…Elvis is DEAD! Have never really accepted, Till this picture I intercepted, The death of the king, Long live his memories, Let us hang this guy and watch him swing… We will need a good stout rope, Possibly maybe a piece of chain, Hell, he is bigger than me, His balls smaller, have shrunken with shame… If he truly did worship his king, Fling himself from a ship he would, Hooked up and connected to the anchor ring, Elvis himself would come down from heaven, Praise the lord, praise the king, he would therein sing… © ed ~ 10/29/04

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Reviewed by Bob Holt (Reader)

Reviewed on October 31, 2004

Ed...there is now nothing left to believe in. Elvis has gone down with the ship.

Bob H

Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)

Reviewed on October 31, 2004

Ok, ok... if I can get off the floor and stop laughing, what I want to have you look at (so you can join me on the floor, laughing YOUR head off) is: look at his crotch... it looks like a little, teeny BUTT! hehehehehehehe... jays, I love this! Long live the (dead, sigh) KING! I've always loved Elvis, Eddie M. Yaaaaaaahoo! katy xox.

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on October 29, 2004

Hahahahah OMG this man has a "split" pesonallity...hehehehehehe

Ding Dong there goes tha B*ll!!

I love your new outfit Edditloseit!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by William Bonilla

Reviewed on October 29, 2004

Ed This is your funniest by far
Hey Look! .... this Elvis has camel toes.....LMAO

William .....Peace Brother

Reviewed by Sandie May Joyce (Sandie Angel)

Reviewed on October 29, 2004

HA-HA-HA-HA-HAH!!!!!!! This is hilarious!!!!!! Thanks for the laugh Ed!

Sandie May Angel :o)

Reviewed by Scott Zachary

Reviewed on October 29, 2004

That is you, Ed. I know it is. I can tell by your belly button. You really need to lose some weight, you disgusting pig.

Billy Bob

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on October 29, 2004

I think that's you in your Halloween costume from last year, isn't it?!!

PS You should wear that again this year; Long Live the King!

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