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Leaf carpeting
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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With a little Nature thrown in for good measure...

Leaf carpeting…


 


If up to me leaves would stay year round,


On the grass, on the roof, on the ground,


Never would I use the rake,


Just would I do this for only my sake…


 


Tis’ true I hate to rake,


Yard work, in general, I try to get someone else to take,


But when it comes to leaves,


I do love to roll around in them when I do wear short sleeves…


 


Maybe if I do move them from outside to in,


Would that be so much a mortal sin?


No longer would I need to rake,


Let them break down and let them decompose,


Then inside people will think they do look fake,


Maybe a new trend I will start, yes compose,


In front of my home, I can for Home & Garden, pose…


            © ed ~ 10/29/04


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Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)
Reviewed on October 31, 2004
This LEAVES me wondering where Ruffie will sleep, under all that? LOL. .. Wait'll you guys roll over in your sleep and, instead of hearing the blissful quiet of the night, you'll hear CRACKLE! You pose ideas no one ever thought of before... there's a reason for that! LOL LOL... you're, if nothing else, unique, Eddie M. katy xox.

Reviewed by Rebekah Rosie Lang
Reviewed on October 30, 2004
Are you posing Nude in Home & Garden
surrounded by Leaves? (LOL) Just
wondering. Excellent poem dear Ed!
Love ya!
Becca

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on October 30, 2004
Whahahahaha....i ditto little eddie!!

Love tinka

Reviewed on October 30, 2004
i used to hate to rake the leaves, too; i was so glad when we got a mower that could chop them up, and i didn't have to bother with it! now i wish i almost had a mower (or a YARD, for that matter!); i miss doing the yardwork! LOL cute write; thanks for sharing!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in tx., karen lynn. :D

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on October 30, 2004
Wow, you're posing for Home and Garden in your Elvis Outfit? Please let me know what issue that is!

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM
Reviewed on October 30, 2004
Great idea, Ed, make your compost in the winter, indoors, then just sweep it out into your garden in the spring. This would come in handy, too, when discarding things like vegetable peels, seeds, coffee grounds and egg shells..just toss them on the floor and grind them in. Your house may take on the scent of decomposition, but that will also detract from such other embarrassing issues like stinky feet, escaped gasses, bad breath and body odor. Fun write, you always get my wheels turning and make me smile. Happy Halloween!!
Take care,
Sherry

Reviewed by Pier Tyler
Reviewed on October 30, 2004
unique write. I don't like raking leaves but I like the shade they provide. Ed, you are a gifted writer. I like your work and your humor.


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