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Fishy Smell
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Fishy Smell…


 


Okay, who’s the wise guy?


That went fishing today,


And dumped his fish guts somewhere near,


They will stink up my site for a week I fear…


 


Isn’t it always the way?


I take a shower and get all clean,


Then this smell does invade my home,


Making everything I do cook, smell like fishy cuisine…


 


It does seem to come and go,


But I am willing to bet I know,


Who did this dirty trick,


Someone who I did not give a treat to, but this is really low…


 


Perhaps he will be smelling worse,


When his septic tank I do clog,


Backing up into his home,


It will smell like low tide on the bog…


        © ed ~ 10/31/04


 


 


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 Reviews of "Fishy Smell"
Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)
Reviewed on November 5, 2004
May I suggest some baking soda on the fish guts and a huge smile for the neighbor? (I'm the Suzi Sunshine you've heard tell of.. ) Want me to send him some of my famous banana bread? (big grin!) Oh, Jaysus, then you'd REALLY be in trouble! hehehe... Keep in mind, in a game of hockey, it's the retaliator who gets the penalty! ICK! Just be your lovely, kind self. That'll drive him nuts! hehe... katy xox.

Reviewed by Thomas Lanechanger (Reader)
Reviewed on November 1, 2004
Ed, once you teach a man to fish, you have taught him to feed himself for life! Cast your mighty rod and reel and catch the dastardly coward! In other words, my friend, “string him up, and it will teach him a lesson!” Peace thru catching the one that got away!

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on October 31, 2004
Yukky!!!

Goodluck!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Bob Holt (Reader)
Reviewed on October 31, 2004
What goes around comes around. Fish guts will smell like Glade air freshener compared to what he's about to get.

Bob H

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on October 31, 2004
Flog the bog on this fishy scene. It's Halloween!

Ron

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM
Reviewed on October 31, 2004
Ewwww...Grossly funny, Ed! You can really scare up a Halloween haunt!
Take care.
Sherry

Reviewed by Susan Barton (Reader)
Reviewed on October 31, 2004
ick! sic Rufuz on 'em!

Reviewed on October 31, 2004
Hi Ed:

You better give out candies this Halloween, or they'll throw the fish at you. Hahaha!

Sandie May Angel :o)

Reviewed by Leland Waldrip
Reviewed on October 31, 2004
In the category of using the Bible to justify anything one wants to do, including trade stink for stink, think about these verses: "'Vengeance is mine,' saith the Lord." Yeah, and I (Ed)am doing the Lord's work. LOL
Best regards,
Leland


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