Little Eddies Monster Bash (poem) by Ed Matlack on AuthorsDen

Little Eddies Monster Bash
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
Not rated by the Author.

Save

I couldn't resist telling you all of the bash that trashed lil' Eddies place...

Little Eddies Monster Bash… Just got back did I from Lil Eddies bash, Boy did we do our best to leave his home quite trashed, Seems though that Ed and his wife did miss most of the bash, She took him in the bedroom and used on him her lash… Howls of pleasure did come from that room, But they were not from lil Eddie, Apparently Rebecca does love to wield the leather, While riding around the room on her broom… Looking forward to next year am I already, Little do they know I was the one that took their candy, Hey, I needed something for the road on the way back, Just a small amount of something to eat, just a little snack… I have no idea who all the people were, But my Tampax costume got me stares; yes it caused quite a stir, Everyone commented on it, some wanted to use it to clean, As it was quite absorbent, good to clean up the trashy scene… First prize I did not get, It went to Katy in her Viking outfit, Five foot nothin’ & a sword, You just had to give her the best-dressed award… © ed ~ 11/1/04

Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)

Reviewed on November 5, 2004

Awwwwwww... thanks, Eddie M, me sweet. I enjoyed winning but I must say, parking my ship was a bit of a panic... I hope Eddie K's neighbor doesn't mind seeing a Viking ship in his yard! hehe... katy xox.

Reviewed by C. McGovern-Bowen

Reviewed on November 1, 2004

Oh what fun! Delightful, Ed!

Reviewed by Nordette Adams

Pricelesss! Just priceless, Ed!

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

(((ed)))

you are a scream--and so is this write--enjoyed

(((HUGS))) and love, karla. hope you and rufuz *wOOF* had a happy boo day :)

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Oh Noo!!!!

No wonder I got nothing to eat you ate it all???

Shame on you Eddity!!

love Tinka

Reviewed by Sue Hess

i didn't get to go to a halloween party this year, so thanks for sharing

Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado

Fun write, sounds like you had fun! Good for you! (Still liked your costume; very clever! LOL)

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)

Great sharing of fun!

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Holy Hot Tamale, Batman! I know I was a little pre-occupied, and had too much Wicked Witches Brew, but I never realized you were the Tampax Guy?! I thought you were Elvis. And it's a good thing you just told me this, too. I just found Elvis sleeping it off in one of the giant litter boxes in the basement. I was just about to yell, "Ed Matlack, wake up and get your sorry head out of that kitty litter!"

Thanks for straightening this whole thing out for me, Ed. I'm still a tad foggy this morning. But now I gotta wonder - could I possibly have the real Elvis in my basement? WOW!