Here I am, you found me, so whip me, beat me, take me to debtors prison...       

Lock me away,

Some place I can stay,

Warm in winter,

Cool in summer,

Three hot’s and a cot,

You found me,

So you can have the whole lot,

Just don’t take my pot…J

Okay, so I missed a few  payments,

You must have more than one, out there, claimants?

You want me to catch up?

Then don’t give me any sh**,

As if you do I may just throw a fit,

And never again will you get a cent!

For the amount you are owed,

There is no way you can take my home,

My car also is in my name,

Don’t give me a problem or I will transfer it,

Before you can put a lien against me, so on it sit…

                    © ed ~ 11/3/04