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Too much or just enough
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Thanks Ted S. for the inspiration...

Too much or just enough…?


 


Been told in a review I am too much,


That is exactly what the women say & such,


When we both climb into bed and start to touch…


 


Big though I may be, I still can’t myself see,


But everyone that has taken that trip to be with me,


Seems to each and every time thoroughly agree,


I am the biggest they ever did see…


 


So when you think someone is too much,


You never really know till you are in the clutch,


Starting you do in the dining room, on top of the hutch,


Afterwards having some ice cream, yes double dutch,


Ice cream after sex, my only crutch…


       © ed ~ 11/9/04


 


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 Reviews of "Too much or just enough"
Reviewed by Chanti Niven
Reviewed on November 9, 2004
ROFL!!!
I think I am the guilty party. I am not sure I will ever accuse you of being too much again. Wait for my next line.....

PROVE IT!!! :-P

You've brought a huge smile to my face once again Ed.
Chanti

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on November 9, 2004
Zip!!!

No comment on this...it will just get me into trouble!!

Have fun and enjoy your i-scream-we-all-scream-for-ice-cream!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Judy Lloyd (Reader)
Reviewed on November 9, 2004
I guess I am one of those people that are too much too Ed. Me I like strawberry icecream and my husband likes chocolate. Our fur children prefer anything that comes their way.

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on November 9, 2004
Better habit then the typical smoke :-)


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