My Kingdom for a new Throne (poem) by Ed Matlack on AuthorsDen

My Kingdom for a new Throne
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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My Kingdom for a new Throne… I would gladly give it all away, Oh yes I really would do so as I say, My kingdom such as it is, So I can take what I do best, a piss, Or go into the woods for a pp, Have to I do say, squat and stoop… My toilet did break; yes it done did bite the dust, No longer does it flush water through, No longer does it work the way it was meant too, Spent close to FOUR hundred bucks to get it back, But I guess I had no choice, it was something I had to do, yes, I must… Fortunately I have a few bucks left over, Rufuz does get to eat this next two weeks, Would not want him to become lethargic and weak, It’s all I can do to sit and look at my new throne, My kingdom has now got a new seat, Should have bought the damn thing on a loan… © ed ~ 11/16/04**

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on November 16, 2004

There is nothing like a BUSH MOVEMENTIN GREAT NEED....just be care which bundle of grass you pick to wipe your ..WHATSHAMACALLIT...lol it could be itchygrass...Whahahahahaha...remember the boss need to know the truth about staying away from work...and the CAT was not there this time...and the bandage will be hidden!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM

LOL..very funny Ed. When I saw the title I just knew this was where you were taking this poem. I hope you mounted your new "Throne" in front of your computer so you can be creative while enjoying your new (expensive)seat.
Take care,
Sherry

Reviewed by Rose L

One mighty expensive throne my friend, I'd get my money's worth if I were you! Time for some of the upscale tp as well! LOL

~Rose~

Reviewed by jeanne watson

lol....nothing so upsetting as a kingdom with out a function throne.....

....we must have a suplus of johns my way ....because once a year the city has a program for distribution of free toilets....one per family...but you have to bring them the old one.....I waiting for the frig........

....thanks for the smiles, Ed

jeanne

jeanne

Reviewed by jude forese

but think of the good point, at least now you have some place to sit and think ;)

Reviewed by Judy Lloyd (Reader)

Okay Ed and I am glad that Rufus will have food. I am particular about mine eating food. Tell me something any advice on fleas I have tried eveything short of electrocuting them. My little rascal has a time with them. Any ideas? Ringo would sure appreciate it. I slick him down with oil and that helped Bear but my little buddy still squeaks out when he scratches.