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Doggy Style...(w00f)
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Doggy Style…(w00f)


 


Its how she prefers it,


They seem to just so well fit,


From the back rather than front,


Dogs do find her clit…


 


Real men she does not do,


She would rather find her partners at the zoo,


She loves strays as long as they with their teeth don’t chew,


So many more than just a few,


Has she done her thing with, can’t really be called a screw…


 


She does this in plain sight,


Or maybe it is more the fact she likes it in the light,


When a dog does sniff at her tail,


She growls and barks without fail…


 


You may think me to be a bit strange,


But I am only the photographer here, she is the one deranged,


Her timing being when she is undressed,


Lying on the beach she does this, it does for her, de-stress…


                © ed ~ 11/18/04


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Reviewed on November 19, 2004
oh, my LORD!! ed, you bad boy you; you crack me up! thanks for the giggle! LOL *OW! my sides!* LOL

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in tx., karen lynn. :D (gasping for air and with laughter!)

Reviewed by Roger Ochs
Reviewed on November 19, 2004
Who was it that said:"The more I know about men, the more I love my dog."? A fun write.

Reviewed by June Thompson (Reader)
Reviewed on November 18, 2004
hahaha

my god what a write

laughing, grinning, and feeling sick lol

I once heard a story about a donkey- ah!

Reviewed by Judy Lloyd (Reader)
Reviewed on November 18, 2004
Yep the picture is worth a thousand words. Brave dog there but as you say since she is out in public. Naughty Ed. bad girl bad, bad girl.

Reviewed by Thomas Lanechanger (Reader)
Reviewed on November 18, 2004
Ed, seems like the pictures today are worth a thousand words, but I’ll just say where’s this beach… lol. I didn’t think one was allowed to take a camera to the nudist beach… lol. Never know what you’ll see… lol. Thanks for the chuckles this morning, my friend. Peace thru sniffing away!

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on November 18, 2004
Hehehehehehehehe I see you got that pic too...dang I still wanted to use it toooooooooooo....Tsk....now I don't know what to say.....other than your head is a srewed up as mine I guess...........hehehehehehehe....O shit I love the pic I almost choked to death when I received it from a very dear.....someone...hehehehe..makes me think!!!!

Enjoy your day and view on the beach Howling Doggie WooooooooooF???

Love Tinka


Reviewed by Lori Moore
Reviewed on November 18, 2004
Ok... lol.

Reviewed by Ted Sheridan (Reader)
Reviewed on November 18, 2004
Does the dog eat "Weenies" too?


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