Twins... (poem) by Ed Matlack on AuthorsDen

Twins...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Twins… Hey, I found out I have a twin, Yep, separated at birth, ain’t it a sin, We know now who we are, We did meet at a bar, He does drink as much as me, That’s him on the left, his name Lil’ Eddie… We have the same teeth, Though I seem to have more hair, He thinks that is wrong, yes totally unfair, We both like to climb trees, To get at honey from the bees, We both seem to have the same disease, We scratch and itch to get rid of the fleas… Our first names also the same, Our parents must have been quite lame, Couldn’t they use their brains? Naming us differently would not have taken pains… He does live in the Midwest, And I on the coast of the east, Thankfully I did find this beast, Before he did become old and deceased, Therein my heart would have stopped; yes it would have ceased… So now we have each other, No father or mother, We both do have though a brother, So rejoice with us now, A brother I have found, His writing skills so renowned, I being the eldest, I got someone now I can boss around…COOL! © ed ~ 11/18/04

Reviewed by Ed Matlack

Reviewed on November 24, 2004

Ed Kostro tried to post a review but AD wouldn't allow him so the following is his review/comment...

FROM ED KOSTRO...
"Wait a minute! You are the eldest! Old Man!!! Good thing we are separated because I have enough chores to do without you bossing me around.

PS The doc says he is sending someone over to your home this weekend for your hair. Now that we have found my brother, he says you should be more than willing to donate all the hair I might ever need for the surgical transplant procedure.
Pls give until it hurts - and then give some more - Brother!!

Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado

Reviewed on November 19, 2004

oh, now, i KNEW there was something i liked about you...so we have more in common than we realized! so as one twin to another, i really enjoyed this write, and that picture is too adorable! thanks for brightening up my day, eddie; you are too much!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in tx., karen lynn. :D

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM

You have brought a grin to yet another morning, Ed. Thank you for your consistantly unabashed humor...nice to be able to boss someone around now and again.
Take care,
Sherry

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

I guess I can handle two of you for humor's sake....but bad days please stay cool I am a dead fish already!!

Stay cool and collective Okay!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Thomas Lanechanger (Reader)

Ed, I must say before I return to doing an all-nighter of doing paperwork, I just had to say you’re the absolute greatest, my friend! If this doesn’t take the cake, nothing will… lol. My cheeks are hurting so bad, it feels so good… lol! You are out of this world… lol. Peace thru bossing your baby brother around… lol. Take good care and be well. Both of you… lol.

Reviewed by J. Allen Wilson

Reviewed on November 18, 2004

Ed, me laughs have been few here of late, but I must say...my day this did make.

Allen

Reviewed by Ted Sheridan (Reader)

So your mother did drugs too....

Reviewed by Jason Wise

Alright man, look, first Im cracking up at the picture, but then you have to throw in the poem too. You gave me a good laugh.

Reviewed by jude forese

your humor abounds in this one ... cool indeed ...

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)

Yes I must say I do see the resemblance, LOL. thanks for this laugh. I needed one :-)

Reviewed by A PAX

LOL thats adorable!

Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)

You, my dear, have just given me the first laugh-out-loud moment in the entire day! Ed 'n' Ed, eh? Yep... that's the two of you! Lord help the rest of us!!! Jaysus!!! hehehehehehe My funny bone thanks you... katy xox.