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Keeping it Up
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
   Rated "G" by the Author.
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Smelling salts can be picked up at the door...


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Keeping it Up…


 


Needing a balloon filled with gas,


I seem to be using a lot, don’t offer any sass,


Using it the most with my favorite young lass,


I know, I know I ain’t got no class…


 


Tying the string does make me horny,


After finally reaching fifty,


Anything can make me nifty,


This is not meant to be in any way corny…


 


Limp though it may be,


With a balloon it floats like it’s free,


Rising to the occasion of desire,


Still looking though much like a flat tire…


        © ed ~ 11/20/04


 


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 Reviews of "Keeping it Up "
Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on November 20, 2004
Harump! What a mortifying situation. Jeez!

Reviewed by Thomas Lanechanger (Reader)
Reviewed on November 20, 2004
Ed, now I know how to “keep it up”… lol. You might want to reconsider the rating though. Next thing you know prying eyes will have balloons springing up all over the place… lol. Peace thru laughter, and keeping it up… lol!

Reviewed on November 20, 2004
gasping with laughter, laffin' too hard to comment!~ LOL LOL LOL LOL

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on November 20, 2004
Whahahahahaha...OMGoodness Now I am flat on the ground laughing ....Oh my sides....have mercy...YOU ARE A NUTCASE JUST LIKE ME!!!!! TestostroWHat ever something was used by that person on those O'So unny Pic I swear!!!!

Love Tinka


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