Turkey Day Cometh…

Okay, so they ain’t turkeys,

Hey, its better than eatin’ beef jerky,

May not keep you very much perky,

Okay so I am just a bit too quirky…

This horror movie brought to you buy chickens,

Better that than a book written by Dickens,

Movies are much more entertaining,

For Thanksgiving day dinner this year, there will be slim-pickens’…

What else can be said,

Not all of us can eat our fill, yes fed,

This Turkey day dinner I look forward to with dread,

Not much will we be eating; small will be our spread…

But fear not for our tummies will be full,

I am not lying; no I am not giving you any bull,

We will clean our pots and pans at the end with steel wool,

Even chicken and hamburgers, hot dogs and cheese,

Do for us this thanksgiving, giving us more than we please…

                © ed ~ 11/20/04