Sorry honey, I found a bigger Cock...(Rooster, for those of you that think that word is disgusting) (poem) by Ed Matlack on AuthorsDen

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Sorry honey, I found a bigger Cock...(Rooster, for those of you that think that word is disgusting)
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What do you call a rooster instead of a rooster...?

Sorry honey, I found a bigger Cock… Elephant sized, He came to me disguised, I found him to be quite prized, He did fit; we both were surprised… © ed ~ 11/20/04

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Reviewed by Denise Edwards

Reviewed on November 23, 2004

I sought the thing of which you write
I sought it night after night
I had to settle for a little less
But sometimes less is the bestest!
(I'm on a diet, ED!)

Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)

Reviewed on November 21, 2004

Jaysus, this beats all of 'em, Eddie M... from a purely poetic commentary side, this hilarity is also well thought out rhyme and rhythm.. I know, I know... it's about the cartoon, BUT.. the piece is FAB! I mean it! katy xox. (fine! I was the English class nerd!) Sigh.. Grin!

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on November 20, 2004

Very cocky write Ed!!

Love Tinka

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