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Laughably prolific
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Laughably prolific…J


 


I come here to make you laugh,


If I could I would but I can’t use a giraffe,


So if nothing else on my behalf,


I hope you do get from me & my staff, (Rufuz)


A large protuberant belly laugh…J


 


Wish I could actually see you reading,


My stories, my poems, my humorous comments,


I try so hard to make them funny,


Or at least to a degree I want you to feel content…J


 


I would like to see your smiles and your grin,


Therein they would give me a boost to know I do really win,


Sometimes my funny bone seems to be out of order,


Maybe it just takes a vacation with my muse, going down over the border…J


                © ed ~ 11/16/04


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 Reviews of "Laughably prolific"
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on November 21, 2004
:)... Okay I smiled...Okay I laught :P....OkAy I DiD :o!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM
Reviewed on November 21, 2004
I ALWAYS stop by your Den, Ed, because you never fail to bring a smile to my face. You have a unique style of writing combined with a no shame, honest and open view into your world. It is always a pleasure!
Take care,
Sherry

Reviewed by Rose L
Reviewed on November 21, 2004
Ed,

I would have you no other way my friend!! Your humor brightens my days! Though, you might want to check, I think I saw Rufuz heading south of the border with your muse on a bender. LOL

~Rose~

Reviewed on November 21, 2004
Too cute, Ed; thanks for the grins! But you may have competition; I am four away from posting my *1,400th* short story! But you have me beat by a country mile when it comes to your poems! LOL

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed by Daniel McTaggart
Reviewed on November 21, 2004
And if you go south of the border, we can all have Mexican food. Ooooo...fajita!

Reviewed by Faye Enno (Reader)
Reviewed on November 21, 2004
"I would like to see your
smiles and your grin"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
You got a smile out of me!
Nice write!

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on November 21, 2004
I am often smiling when I am in your port :-)

Reviewed on November 21, 2004
You and Rufuz make a great team. I like the humours you two create everyday. The den wouldn't be the same without you two.

Sandie May Angel :o)

Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)
Reviewed on November 21, 2004
Giraffes are my favorite animals, so I must warn you, if you plan to use any, you'll have to clear it with me! (grin) Also, dear heart, is Rufuz aware that HE'S on YOUR staff? I thought it was the other way 'round.. hehe. After all, he's the Pulitzer winner, right? Nevermind.

Be careful what you wish for... you could suddenly be inundated with billions of pictures of laughing, grinning, smiling, ridiculously silly people, all taken while reading your marvelous "funny bones"... how do you spell "PHOTO-synthesis?" (Is she kidding? she just spelled it... sigh) (wink)

Now then, this was a treat... better than a slice of pie ala mode. (ok, ok... PRACTICALLY better). I loved this one. Thath the truth, as Daffy would say. katy xox.


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