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Wrangler, in honor of Rene'...
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Her little four cylinder Jeep,
She really does treat her quite cheap,
No baths, nor waxing, nor even a hosing off,
She says Jeeps are supposed to be dirty,
She really does love her car,
Right up to and including the point of be quite perverty'...


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Wrangler…in honor of Rene’…


 


She tells me only “real” Jeeps have round headlights,


I tell her they also have six cylinders & don’t get stuck,


Oh yes she did get stuck in a snow drift,


And who did she call and BLAME, don’t I have all the luck…?


 


But you said, “Jeeps never get stuck, says she,”


They don’t if you use your brain, a blonde Rene does be,


You can’t drive through a drift if it is higher than your grille,


Jaysus, sometimes she just makes me want to take a pill…


 


She does love her little four-cylinder Wrangler,


Sometimes I just want to strangle her,


Or take her to the beach and give her to an angler,


Perhaps they can through the Jeep back too,


I am really gonna get “it” when she does read this,


Maybe I had better move, or in my job transfer…


        © ed ~ 11/23/04


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Reviewed by Lois Christensen
Reviewed on March 27, 2012
cute.

Reviewed on November 24, 2004
(((ed)))

LOL--you better run now, if you know what's good for you LOL

(((HUGS))) and love, karla. :)

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on November 23, 2004
Goodluck!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on November 23, 2004
Ed,

This is quite funny. Isn't it hair raising how they so firmly believe that all you have to do is make sure it has gas. Maintenance free. ( LOL )

Reviewed by Ted Sheridan (Reader)
Reviewed on November 23, 2004
Jeep jeep, oh, that's beep beep.

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on November 23, 2004
If not move, at least duck. Cute.


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