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Early to Bed, Early to Work
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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To awaken early and rise,
I do just hasten my demise,
For the earlier I do awaken,
The more time I do have to eat,
All the fries, pies and thighs I can spy...


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Early to Bed, Early to Work…


 


Makes one earn more than the local soda jerk,


But before you do go on me, berserk,


Please do recall and remember I have this quirk,


I have to make you smile or at least grin,


Or better yet I have to make you show your enjoyment with a smirk…


 


Early to bed, after a full dinner meal,


This does nothing for the opposite sexes appeal,


For all that food does just sit there and rot,


In the stomach before it does reflux, a situation so surreal…


 


And we wonder where our guts do come from,


Sorry to my doctor and my heart, but for greasy food I do succumb,


Although I do try to make it a rule of thumb,


To wash it all down with a big mug of rum…


 


Now where was it I was going with this little story?


Was not trying to make you feel in anyway gory,


Just was I trying to make the point that in the early morning there is found great glory…


                      © ed ~ 11/23/04


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Reviewed by Calendula Petal (Reader)
Reviewed on November 23, 2004
mmm, well I have to admit to being a lazy slob, I only work around 20 hours a week and at weekends I dont rise until around lunchtime. My hubby and I usually find something to keep us in bed, oops sorry. But, yes, I do know what you mean, when I get up at seven and throw open the curtains there is a certain glory. Since I hit my late 40`s, seems I cant eat past 7pm or I suffer........aarrrggghhhh!
Thanks for the info on your intestinal workings.

Reviewed on November 23, 2004
the only day i really work "early" is sunday; i go in at 10 am (WHEE! LOL), but i am up before the sun, and i don't go back to bed. can't afford it; am afraid of sleeping in and being late! NOT good! the other days, i work afternoons, early evenings.

good write, ed, thanks for sharing! at least you and i have a job to go to! we are indeed blessed!

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on November 23, 2004
Okay this is me 4-5 hours sleep...midnight till five..thats it!!
Life is too short!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on November 23, 2004
Ed,
" Earlt to Bed, Early to Work? WOW!! that sounds like me. I'm up at 4:00AM By 9:30PM I'm usually sound asleep.


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