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Where oh where did my little turkey go...?
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Happy Thanksgiving to all and to all a good day...


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Where oh where did my little turkey go…?


 


Awoke to squawking,


Gobbling all round the house,


The cat did find the turkey,


The turkey did find a mouse,


All three were running in circles,


My house a royal mess,


I didn’t know turkeys couldn’t fly,


But the cat did I guess…


 


The mouse now food to fulfill the cats appetite,


No longer will I have to worry about sharing our dinner,


But now I cannot find my little female turkey, I now need to “skinner”,


If I do not find my turkey my family will know I am not a winner…


 


No longer are we having turkey,


Frozen, I have, chicken & beef,


I am in a state of disbelief,


Where could my turkey have disappeared too?


Maybe if I do turn on this lamp,


I will have more light to find my turkey,


Usually am I at cooking a turkey, the champ,


This year though I would be better to leave and go to camp…


                © ed ~ 11/25/04


 


 


 


 


 


 


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Reviewed by Judy Lloyd (Reader)
Reviewed on December 1, 2004
Funny write reminds me of one of my wild turkey tales.

Reviewed on November 28, 2004
(((ed)))

hee hee hee :) i was gonna say out back with rufuz :) but i think i see him--quick! over there!!!!!!! LOL

(((HUGS))) and love, karla. :)

Reviewed by Susan Barton (Reader)
Reviewed on November 25, 2004
too cute!

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on November 25, 2004
Oh light up my life with a turkey and a knife....or kill the Cat!!

And make Catastroficpie!!

Happy Thanksgiving Ed!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Daniel McTaggart
Reviewed on November 25, 2004
Can't find a turkey for Thanksgiving? Go out and eat Chinese food.

Reviewed by Cynthia Castle
Reviewed on November 25, 2004
Ed,

Thanks for this humorous, delightful write. Love the poem and the picture! Now find that turkey and get busy cooking! Have a great day! Peace through a Thanksgiving feast!

Cynthia

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on November 25, 2004
have a great day ... cool poem and pic ... no doubt, your mind is stuffed with a variety of treats ...

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on November 25, 2004
The pic is so funny.

Love the poem too....


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