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Old age...Revisited
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Humor and reality, I am afraid...


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Old Age…Revisited…


 


Leaking I have done,


Down the leg,


Wet pants in front,


Either is no fun…


 


Did that fart come out as air?


Or is that a bit of goo back there?


Track marks are one thing,


Piles do leave more prominent marks, not fair…


 


Never do waste a hard on,


At least look in the mirror to remember,


What it does look like, what it was for,


Remembering a youth misspent looking for more,


Old age we do now just looking for the door…


                © ed ~ 11/26/04 


 


 


 


 


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 Reviews of "Old age...Revisited"
Reviewed by Judy Lloyd (Reader)
Reviewed on November 26, 2004
Funny Ed and yep it has become more goo that hot air and you don't have to be that old either.

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM
Reviewed on November 26, 2004
LOL...gross and funny, Ed, and probably a little more information than I was seeking this afternoon.
Take care,
Sherry

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on November 26, 2004
hehehehehehe OmG You are one big old %$.#!$^&.% at times...lol!!

Remember to rember what you was suppose to remember...

OR FORGET IT!!

Lol....whaaaaaahahahahahaha!!

Now I know what I gonna buy for Xmas!!

A mirror and some memory!!

Love Tinka


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