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How do You Suppose This Happened?
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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How Do You Suppose This Happened?


 


How does one get themselves in this position?


Could it be they are likely a blond?


Could it be they are likely also of the fairer sex?


Actually it was a guy, this kind of move does me perplex…


 


Was it drugs or alcohol that caused this guy to be an ass?


Perhaps he was taking a big hit of his grass,


Can’t do that and drive after buying gas,


This guy he does have so little class…


 


So blonds are the same, be they female or male,


Herein I don’t lie, I don’t tell to you a tale,


This jerk did end up spending time in jail,


Lost his car, his pot and sat in a cell,


All the time he did bitch, whine and wail…


                © ed ~ 11/28/04


 


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Reviewed by Janet Parker
Reviewed on November 29, 2004
Ed, this is a delightfully humorous poem and picture. I'm so, so glad that you are among the rare thinking men who realize that blonde (and brunette and red headed) men can be idiots. I get really tired of the blonde jokes, my being one and all.

Reviewed by Ted Sheridan (Reader)
Reviewed on November 28, 2004
I just knew you had been driving while smoking.

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on November 28, 2004
he was full of gas ...

Reviewed by Daniel McTaggart
Reviewed on November 28, 2004
Actually,

I think it was two blondes

in the backseat

y'know

testing the new

shock absorbers

tally ho!

Reviewed by - - - - - TRASK
Reviewed on November 28, 2004
Most You Just Need RUDE AWAKENING!

TRASK

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on November 28, 2004
I think it would be safe to say that that wasn't his best day!

Reviewed by Danielle Mundy
Reviewed on November 28, 2004
This is great...I've seen that pic before, but I never could figure out HOW the guy got his car up there!!! I agree with Diana...probably talking on his cell phone AND watching acute blonde at the same time ;-)

Reviewed by Rebekah Rosie Lang
Reviewed on November 28, 2004
I agree with Helga Ed dear!
Cute poem though~!
Most excellent!
Becca

Reviewed by Helga Ross
Reviewed on November 28, 2004
Hmmm, Ed. Maybe a blond turned his head, so the wheels went where his eyes led...? I saw a fender happen once 'cause of just such preoccupation. ;)

Helga

Reviewed by Judy Lloyd (Reader)
Reviewed on November 28, 2004
Geez Ed this looks like the lady that ran over a guy in a town nearby the other day. Don't know what her excuse was. She was heard to say that if you don't like my driving get off the sidewalk?

Reviewed on November 28, 2004
Oopsie! Cute write, Ed; glad it wasn't ME! LOL

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed on November 28, 2004
(((ed)))

i don't even wanna know--betcha it was the weeeeeeeed :)

LOL too funny

(((HUGS))) and love, karla.

THAT'S when you don't smoke and drive LOL

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on November 28, 2004
Ed K was driving...

Reviewed by D May (Reader)
Reviewed on November 28, 2004
Hmm---my guess is he was talking on his cell phone. : )

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on November 28, 2004
Looks like a doggie taking a peee to me lol!!

But neede crutches to hold him Up!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM
Reviewed on November 28, 2004
Easy with the blonde jokes, Ed....LOL Ya gotta wonder about that guy though.
Take care,
Sherry


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