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I Rest my Case
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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I Rest my Case…


 


Okay, last time I was nice,


I agree that men can be blonds too,


But look at the picture,


That is definitely a lady with blondish hair,


Driving a wrecked device…


 


She couldn’t even get through driving school,


Without finding out that she was no driver, definitely not cool,


Better that she just goes and sits by the pool,


No wreck will she then cause, I hate to be cruel…


 


Then again this wreck may have been caused by another,


But the picture is that of this blond “mutha,”


So when driving in the world look out for those others,


That make the world unsafe for the rest of us “perfect” drivers…


                © ed ~ 11/30/04


 


 


 


 


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 Reviews of "I Rest my Case"
Reviewed on December 1, 2004
(((ed)))

hee hee :)

(((HUGS))) and love, karla. :)

i won't go there with any blonde jokes :)

Reviewed by Lori Moore
Reviewed on November 30, 2004
Ed, the Blonde entered the car after the wreck and simply expected it to function properly. Come now, if you're going to expose our tiny, ever so small, blonde faults, you could at least do the research.

Nice write...

Reviewed by Janet Parker
Reviewed on November 30, 2004
I agree with Felix. You're a brave man. From a blonde who has had only one wreck in 43 years. It was a man's fault.

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on November 30, 2004
You are a brave man Ed. Funny though lol.

Reviewed on November 30, 2004
I've been in 5 wrecks in my life Ed. Everytime some guy was driving. Now I don't know if turning around and looking in the back seat for another beer had anything to do with it, as I was always staring out the window making wolf calls. LOL

Reviewed by Judy Lloyd (Reader)
Reviewed on November 30, 2004
Well it must have been the fault of another because the driving instructor is busy writing something down. Had it been her fault he would have been halfway out the window. Or running down the road screaming.

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on November 30, 2004
Where did you find that picture of our sister, brother?!

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on November 30, 2004
Ooops!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Reginald Birch (Reader)
Reviewed on November 30, 2004
Ah Ed, it could be right hand drive, then are all with beards to sit by the pool? Ha Ha.



Reg

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on November 30, 2004
You do rest your case.


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