Okay, okay I take it all back…

Okay, okay I take it all back,

Boy, being a pain in the ass you folks don’t lack,

I try just once to be other than “normal”,

And picking on me I get from all ends, no slack…

I won’t mention names,

Although there is this one Viking lady,

She had to pick on me to the ‘enth degree,

Oh yes, I love her, she is crazy, oh baby…

I will never again state the obvious,

Well, not as long as that little Viking lady does herein exist,

Don’t want, do I to get her anymore pissed,

She is the most ornery little Viking lady in our midst…

          © ed ~ 12/3/04