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Spinach and Sex
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Am trying herein to work my way back to normal...have to just write something funny and I feel better already...

Spinach & Sex… Spinach can make you strong, Spinach can make you do no wrong, Spinach is good for your sex drive, Spinach can make you for sex, strive… Things do grow to be quite large, When eating spinach you can be as big as a barge, You muscles will grow; your brain will get bigger, If you are a man, your manhood will get more vigor… So eat your spinach now, Before you grow to be a sow, Until then you will be quite surprised, At just how much your change will show… © ed ~ 12/4/04

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Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)

Reviewed on December 7, 2004

Good Grief, ED! What'd'ya tryin' to do to poor Olive Oyl... give her a hole clear through her back? Jaysus! (Is there Viagra listed in the ingredients on a spinach can? Truth in advertising.... gone haywire! hehe) Yep... You're off your bean again... welcome home! (grin) katy xox.

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on December 5, 2004

If I must let my sex life improve by eating spinach...I rather go without it.....dear lordy I hate the stuff!!

The spinach that is......lol!!

I am sure there must be something better tasting to help you Up!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Lori Moore

Reviewed on December 4, 2004

Lol... I'll bet getting that tat hurt.

Reviewed by Susan Sparks (Reader)

Reviewed on December 4, 2004

Ed!!! Don't you think this just might be a little overkill? I'm going to die of laughter! Oh, my stomach hurts I'm laughing so hard.
I'd glad you're not thinking about killing yourself anymore, but now you got another REAL HARD problem to deal with. Please be gentle--it's probably the only one you've got! :)A real good job of self-manipulation you've done to your mind here--now you need to go manipulate something else! Love, Susan
Love, Susan

Reviewed by Danielle Mundy

Reviewed on December 4, 2004

THERE'S MY ED!!! LOL I'm glad you're feeling better, I enjoyed this very much :)

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